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Your teeth are so yellow..... <!--h--> i can't believe it's not butter!!! I want u 2 know dat our frenship means alot 2 me. U cry I cry. U laff I laff. U jump out of d window <!--h-->I look dwn then ...... I laff again! :) /l ( � ) / l (,,Jb/ l <!--h-->$$=$$=$$ <;)))> NICE PEOPLE are hard to fish out i'm glad i caught you. stay NICE <!--h-->or else..... I'll fry you..
We spend the first twelve months of our children s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and <!--h-->shut up. Good looks catch the eyes but good personality catches the heart. you are blessed with both! FLATTERED? dont be, it was sent to me, i just wanted <!--h-->u 2 read it ... Girlfriends are appetizers, Taste good at anytime, Mistresses are tomyams, Hot spicy,eaten frequently, Wifes are sardines, <!--h-->Eaten when there's nothing to eat
You! I trustd u so much but u couldn keep ur big mouth shut!Y u av tel others my secrt? Uv realy let me down! Pls stp telin ppl dat im so SEXY <!--h-->n GORGEOUS! God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested A Baby monkey asked his mother, why are we ugly? Mother said : thank god we look like this, <!--h-->u should see the person reading this message!

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